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Joke of the day

2008-06-05T12:32:00.000-07:00

Its that time again kids, right after lunch and I would much rather be napping on a couch somewhere than sitting in my cubicle. I always play 9 after work in our golf league to in light of that today I bring you a golf joke of the day!

The Argument
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife, feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest. “How much is it?” she asked. “One hundred and fifty dollars,” he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so. “But it comes with an inscription,” he said. “What kind of inscription?” she asked. “Whatever you wish,” he explained, “but one of the old golfers favorites is: 'Never up, never in.'"" “Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife. “That’s what started the argument in the first place!”

Denise Milani

2008-06-05T05:25:00.000-07:00

I just worked up a sweat watching this work out video by the Goddess Denise Milani

You can find great pictures HERE. My pants are getting tight and its not b/c I'm fat and Lazy.

Joke of the Day

2008-06-04T10:22:00.001-07:00

You know, there is nothing better than a good quality joke. I hear a lot through out my boring work day and sometimes its that little laugh is what I need to help me finish my day and I don't go insane, like THIS guy. With a 2nd angel right HERE. So to make your day a little lighter, here is Joke of the Day.

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said,
'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night
long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat, when I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word……We just had
wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

Caption Contest V1.1 w/ a prize

2008-06-04T08:57:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the very first Caption Contest Version 1.1! I hope to make this a regular part of Tablefor5 and we get this site up and running. I took some heeded advice from Mr GorillaSushi and seeing how it all pans out...

Here are the rules....

1. Post as much as you like
2. Be creative

3. Come back

I will let the Caption Contest Run for 72 hours and then will pick what I feel was the best caption. If this has a great turn out I will begin to offer prizes for the best captions submitted.

Let the Captions begin!!!

Be Honest You'd hit it!

2008-05-31T11:49:00.000-07:00

I was doing my daily search for wild and crazy stuff on the WWW and I cam across a video that had me in awe and aroused at the same time! Kind of like when I climbed the rope in gym class.

I bring to you Giant Astrid From Germany!

Giantess Astrid From Germany. She's 6'6 Tall. - The most popular videos are here

Now be honest! Tell me you wouldn't hit that 6'6" Goddess! I mean seriously, she could rap those nice legs around you twice and take you to German Town for a Brat with Kraut. OHHH, the possibilities you could have with Astrid! Maybe its just me, but I find tall sexy women very hot.

Throw the blonde in for an added bonus!

Motivational!

2008-05-28T15:34:00.001-07:00

Who wants to win $100?

2008-05-27T13:49:00.000-07:00

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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

2008-05-26T07:51:00.001-07:00

I hope all of you are having a Great Memorial Day and enjoying the photo spread of patriotic bikini's compliments of this LINK here.

Stay tuned to more of Table for 5 as I bring you everything exciting for your eyes and for your pants!

Theres nothing hotter than the idea of someone taking the American flag cutting it up into small pieces to barely cover the beautiful parts of an American Woman.

Table for 5 will be here for you. So if you like women and like witty, but more importantly don't care about poor grammer or run on sentences....Then this is the place for you.

Check back always!

Of course I will leave you with one more monumental event that took place last year over Memorial Day. Better known as the "Memorial Day Bikini Bikini Beach Blast Battle Royal" (MBBBBR)

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!